My two loves, Apple and political philosophy, have finally come together with this decidedly lame iPhone app which provides wonderful but fallacious philosophical statements like the one on the right. How philosophical are most iPhone users? How utilitarian is it to own an Apple product? If an iPhone rings in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, will Steve Jobs’ still be wearing blue jeans and black turtleneck?

Speaking of Jobs, he’ll be announcing some widely anticipated new Macbooks at an Apple event in about an hour; read the live-blogged updates from Macworld here.