From the Hollywood scriptwriter David M. Matthews on man’s fascination with breasts:
It’s not unlike many women’s fascination with diamonds. Big ones catch your attention and may cause a chorus of “oohs†and “ahhs,†but a smaller-caratted cut of equal brilliance will still illicit its fair share of complements – since you have an enthusiastic appreciation of diamonds in general. But the similarity ends there, because even though your love of diamonds is only equaled by your disdain for cubic zirconia and other “fakes,†we feel no similar animosity toward breasts that aren’t 100 percent original equipment. Spruce ‘em up, plump ‘em out, enhance or condense ‘em, we’ll love those puppies as if they were just the way nature made ‘em. What can I say, when it comes to breasts, we’re very accommodating.
The man tells the truth.
Where’s the pics on this post John????? :_)
Duly added, sir.
John
Recently you carried another post about a study from London’s Brunel University which publicised the shocking revelation that men, er, like big breasts.
It is my solemn duty to report, as a former student at Brunel, that I carried out extensive informal - and shockingly underfunded - studies in this area, and can confirm the consensus of opinion among my peer review group was…
Damn right.
Liam, I’m glad to hear that. It wouldn’t do for you to disagree with the findings of your former school. (As if you would!)
Big, small, whatevah. All them breasts are good.
I fourth that. AGREED! MOTION PASSED!