The Iowahawk blog has a hilarious new Archbishop of Canterbury Tale called “Heere Bigynneth the Tale of the Asse-Hatte“. Here’s an excerpt:

35 The Bishop sipped upon hys tea

36 And sayed, “an open mind must we

37 Keep, for know thee well the Mussel-man

38 Has hys own laws for hys own clan

39 So question not hys Muslim reason

40 And presaerve ye well social cohesion.”

41 Sayth the libertine, “’tis well and goode

42 But sharia goes now where nae it should;

43 I liketh bigge buttes and I cannot lye,

44 You othere faelows can’t denye,

45 But the council closed my wenching pub,

46 To please the Imams, aye thaere’s the rub.”

47 Sayeth the Bishop, strokynge his chin,

48 “To the Mosque-man, sexe is sinne

49 So as to staye in his goode-graces

50 Cover well thy wenches’ faces

51 And abstain ye Chavs from ribaldry

52 Welcome him to our communitie.”

And so on. It’s…. quite accurate, actually! Here for the rest.